Jessica. 17. So fetch.
poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

(via jordanispantswithnames)

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m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(via peoplemagazine)

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drkarayua:

I love when new followers are like

image

(via thehilariousblog)

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hello-darling-assbutts:

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong

hello-darling-assbutts:

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992

The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."

that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong

(via jordanispantswithnames)

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13 hours ago

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

image

(via randomfactory)

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

image

"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

(via randomfactory)

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via randomfactory)

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shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals, via zackisontumblr)

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dynastylnoire:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse dog shaming. [x]

Somewhere my cat is shaming me for letting him see the bottom of the bowl on multiple occasions

dynastylnoire:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse dog shaming. [x]

Somewhere my cat is shaming me for letting him see the bottom of the bowl on multiple occasions

(via zackisontumblr)

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themodernlifehasletmedown:

lameteens:

look at her tho she’s actual perfection

i know
if only miley cyrus wasn’t in the way

themodernlifehasletmedown:

lameteens:

look at her tho she’s actual perfection

i know

if only miley cyrus wasn’t in the way

(Source: mileyyyyyy, via pizza-cat-pizza-cat)

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ridge:

when you tell a guy you’re ready

(via zackisontumblr)

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upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

(Source: fencehopping, via suffocatingpenis)

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lepidoptera-and-insulin:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve 

lepidoptera-and-insulin:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve 

(via suffocatingpenis)

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