This went right over my head as a kid.
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i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
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my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
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| Tumblr app: | I'm done loading |
| Me: | but what about all these blank pictures and gifs |
| Tumblr app: | did I fucking stutter |
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
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free food is pretty much the dealmaker if i’m thinking of going to an event
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